ODE to the Kingdom

[Attacking Wing Back]

Four days and counting till our final day,
The kingdom are ready and coming to play,

Murphy is solid with a decent kick-out,

With Marc in the corner we're in with a shout,
Mike mac at fullback is back in the frame,
Tom Sullivans class and hes due a big game,

O Mahonys a horse a beast of a man,
Plays opposite tomás of the o sé kerry clan,
In the centres a man whose reached every goal,
Seamus is flying in that new sweeping role,

Tommy's has been solid no better no more,
Darragh is flying and has come to the fore,

O Sullivans fast as quick as a shot,
Galvin needs calm or else he'll be caught,
At centre forward theres lots of debate,
But declan gets 11 for our final date,

Its upon three class forwards our hopes they do rest
Heres hoping star, gooch and russell are up for the test

Brosnan is sore of that theres no doubt,
But when he gets on he'll turn it about,

For jack and the lads its a last day on the line,
One final game one final time

[Die Hard Kerry Fan]

Fair play

[Riocht]

Go diabhail ar fad a bhuachaill!

[Tadhgeen]

Well done Riocht - excellent stuff. You must be from Listowel the home of the written word.

[Tadhgeen]

Above should haved been directed at Attacking Wing Back but you're not too bad yourself Riocht!

[peig]

Fair play to ya.

[kerryman]

Are Moran's men up to this task?
I don't think they are, send them back to Lough Mask.

[Aine]

So its Kerry, Kerry,Kerry boys
The brave men and the bold
Now lift your voices to the sky
And cheer the Green and Gold

[offtheground]

LAST MINUTE CHECKLIST...
>
>The hang sandwiches have been made,
the 2 litre bottles of Bulmer's
>have been bought,
the spare underpants have been packed,
the bank
>account has been cleaned out and a bundle of crisp 50 euro notes
>resides temporarily in the back pocket,
the holy water has been
>sprinkled on the jersey, the vomit, pizza and blood of a Cork man have
>been washed off the jersey with the spare holy water,
the 1983 ford
>escort saloon has been filled with petrol,
the leak in the petrol tank >of the 1983 ford escort saloon has been sealed,

the text to the lucky Dublin lass who last saw some Kerry action in
September 2005 has been
>sent,
the half tube of genital herpes cream bought after coming back from Dublin
2005 has been repacked,
the VCR has been set to record at
>
12:30pm on Sunday,
the backup generator has been disconnected from the
>milking parlour and connected directly to the VCR,
the herd of Friesian
>cows have been put into the silage field and told to hang on tight till
>Monday evening,

the 2-man emergency tent has been packed, a practice
>drill assembling the 2 man tent after drinking 16 pints of Guinness and
>6 cans of Harp has been successfully completed - taking
>7.5 hours. 400 Denny sausages and 12 boxes of Clonakilty back pudding
>have been packed into the 'emergency' container, 24 cans of Harp and a
>bottle of Powers have also made it in, 1 cd with 14 different versions
>of the Rose of Tralee packed, one english/Mayo dictionary packed, 2
>tickets to the 2006 All-Ireland final have been placed in an envelope,
>sealed, the envelope placed in a larger envelope, sealed, then placed
>in an even larger envelope, sealed, the envelope then folded up and put
>in a sock, the sock then wrapped in an unwashed pair of underpants, the
>underpants stuffed into a shoe, the shoe put in a box, the box taped up
>with industrial grade tape and put in a safe, the safe put into a
>secret compartment under the back seat of the saloon, a hurley placed
>on the back seat of the saloon, a bloodied no. 14 Beale jersey from the
>1982 North Kerry Championship 1/4 final placed next to the hurley....
>have i missed anything? ... oh yea, and the 4 day weather forecast for
>Dublin checked

[Riocht]

Tadhgeen - Thank God you realized your "little error" - Nothing against Listowel But An Ghaeltacht have a long list of writers as well!